The Merlinator

I'm so handsome!

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:10:05 GMT

How do you like my suave new user pic? I finally got my 6-toed paws on the computer when mom wasnt lookin. She's been talking about bringing me to the vet. I hate going to the vet- he always sticks something up my butt. She came home and woke me up and wouldnt let me sleep all day too cuz she said i will be awake all night. she's so mean to me. I have to go lick myself now...

DEEEESTROYYYYYY!

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:45:30 GMT

Yeah I did it. I chewed the cord on Mom's DVD player. But I chew any and every cord that is accessible to me! WHAT? Like she doesnt KNOW that about me?? I have a hunger for cords! I like the little shock I feel on my fangs when I snap it in half...
At least I get some attention when I do that. nycbluegirl brought me home this blue mouse the other day and she is always trying to get me to play with it. Bah! Not interested! I'd rather DEEEEEEESTROYYYYYYYY!!!

Why do you think I am called the Merlinator not the cuddleator?

How Can Anyone Say I am MEAN??

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:52:08 GMT

I let amberray pet me. SEE! How can anyone say I am MEAN?!? I'm FUCKING ADORABLE.

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I let <lj user="amberray"> pet me. SEE! How can anyone say I am MEAN?!? I'm FUCKING ADORABLE.

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OK lady, that's enough- now move the hand before I get hungry...

Anti socialite

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 19:04:44 GMT

I know you all prolly thinks I am anti-social and yer right. I dont care too much for others cept maybe my mom and my girlfriend who is somehow related to lenoraclaire. She comes over with her. I think her name is "purse". She's purty and has fur like mine... Anyway.
This LJ thing wuz a dumb idea, I dont know why my mom decided to make me one! she knows I hates vistors, so why would i wants a journal online? Sure I can type cuz I got thumbs but do I wanna? No. I am busy. I have sleepin to do and tail chasing to tend to. Dont she know that? I will have to bite her later...

HISS! HISS!!

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 18:06:06 GMT

Ok I guess I can write my first entry. Why does the giant hairless cat insist on humiliating me so? Last week she cut out my dreads... bitch. Now I have bald spots! But at least I no longer look like a dirty hippie. She forced me to sit and take this picture with her. You can tell I'm thrilled, cant you? Well, I am quite handsome...
If I only had my balls still... REOW! The bitch needs to put down the sharp objects! Shit. What's that ho's prolem... ?
Anyways, at least I have many toes with what to type with and stuff.